So Shelby and I Just Went to the Store...

And OMG we made the counter lady laugh so hard. XD We did so much stupid stuff. I spent about five minutes yelling at a pack of gum for being in the wrong section. We did a bunch of other dumbass things too. XD It's a good thing that lady has already known us for years. She already knows we're crazy. Oh, and I bought a CRAPTON of chocolate. Seriously. XD
And let me tell you our conversation on the walk home...

Me: Here, Shelby. You can carry this bag since I bought you shit.
Shelby: No, I want to carry the bag with my shit in it!
Me: Okay, but don't drop my shit, because it's in there too.
Shelby: Can I drop MY shit?
Me: No, because your shit is with my shit and you'd have to drop my shit to drop your shit.

... Can you guys tell how sugar-high I am? XD